I'm sitting here bored , on the phone , stomach hurting .
Today has not been my day at all .
I'm mad tired , and I have to get up early to get a last minute vday gift and whatever else .
Now that I think about it , I'd rather not have a valentines because I'm stingy .
This will be my first time ever buying a dude anything .
Not the Vday I hoped for but it's whatever .